My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
oh my god
Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss?
Still so funny.